Box of Emergency Fcks to give
$12.00
In this season of giving, do you find yourself with no more fcks to give? Well have I got the product for you! Buy yourself this box of emergency fcks and never find yourself without a fck to give. Give them to your coworkers, friends, loved ones, or enemies. Show them how much you truly care.
Each box is approximately 3″ x 2.3″ and contains about 25 fucks of different colors, sizes and fonts. That’s right, you don’t have to give everyone the same fck. Show them how special they are by giving them the exact fck they deserve!
Local pickup in Friendswood, TX or shipping. If you choose the shipping option, you will have to fold the box. Don’t like that? Well… have I got a product for you!
Description
‘Tis the season to be jolly, but let’s face it – your jolliness might be running on empty when it comes to giving fcks. Fear not, because I’ve uncovered the perfect solution for your fck-deprived soul! Behold, the Emergency Fck Box – because sometimes you just need a backup plan for your dwindling fck supply.
Imagine the joy on your face as you open this compact box of wonders, revealing a treasure trove of approximately 25 colorful, diverse fcks – each one as unique as a snowflake, but significantly warmer. It’s the gift that keeps on giving, and no, we’re not talking about fruitcake.
Measuring a delightful 3″ x 2.3″, this box is compact enough to fit in your pocket, ensuring you’ll never be caught without a spare fck when you need it most. And guess what? These aren’t your run-of-the-mill, generic fcks. Oh no! We’ve got a variety of sizes, fonts, and colors, so you can tailor your fcks to suit every personality and situation.
Feel like spreading the fck-love to your coworkers? Go ahead, share the joy! Got an annoying friend? Gift them the perfect fck to match their vibe. Even your arch-nemesis can’t resist the charm of a well-chosen fck – it’s the ultimate peace offering.
So, this holiday season, don’t let the fcks run dry. Grab your Emergency Fck Box now, and let the festivities begin! Because when it comes to giving, there’s always room for one more fck – or 25, to be precise. Show them you care, one fck at a time!
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